MOVED TO ~Ollietron

So in gym today I was in the weight room. I apparently took more than my body could handle and tore a muscle in my lower abdomen. The weird thing is, I couldn't tell for about and hour. And then I puked EVERYWHERE. And then a taxi came and got me. when I got to the hospital they gave me a drug that made me feel good and colours changed. My dad was purple! And then I fell asleep during the x-ray. and then when i woke up I watched totally spies with my dad on the tv in the child's ward. AND I GOT TO RIDE A WHEELCHAIR.

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GO! NOW! READ! DESIGN! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
There should be a prize too and I'll tell christian he should post something like that up.

IN OTHER NEWS! I WALKED FOR SO FUCKING LONG ON WEDNSDAY! OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT! I WALKED ALL AROUND CHINA TOWN AND THEN TO THE AREA AROUND BLOOR AND SPADINA AND THEN TO THE ROM THEN TO YONGE AND EGLINTON! OW!

MOAR ARTS SOON TIEMZ! CAUSE I AM HYPER! I HAD COOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!! NOM!!!!! ROARA!










COCK!

THIS IDEA IS COPYRIGHT ME AND MY HOMEY.


Oliver Klodt
Indeed.
I think you should get deviantart just to post your divine scripts about the beatles.

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
I'll hire one of my shady artist friends to illustrate.
Then, we'll sell them off as children's books.

Oliver Klodt
LOL
The kids won't know what they are getting into until it's to late!

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
It'll be like 'Blahblahblah, saving london from some weird vagine squid...... BAM! BEATLES SLASH.
vagina*

Oliver Klodt
LOL

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
I think I should actually write that now.
AW LAWD. THE KIDDIES WON'T KNOW.

Oliver Klodt
You should
Little boy: What's that mommy?
Mom: OH GAWD!

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Dad: Hurmmmm.

Oliver Klodt
Quagmire: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!

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Paul McCartney: Well, I always imagined that in a situation like that, John would be on top. But I stand corrected. *fap*'

Oliver Klodt
LOL

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
We'll win prizes! Distinguished internet porn prizes.

Oliver Klodt
lmao!

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
Even better, we'll make it anime.
TO JAPAN!

Oliver Klodt
YES
They will accept it
or say "why so censored?"

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
Or 'DICKS NEED TO BE BIGGER PLZ.'

Oliver Klodt
LMAO
THAT HAS GOT TO BE
THE GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVA HOID!

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
LET'S GO HIJACK A PLANE AND FLY TO JAPAN.
RIGHT. NOW.
We'll release it as Manga and they won't even speak of it in the U.S.
But, they'll buy the Anime but censor it like the did to Sailor Moon.
And show on 4KidsTV in the morning.

Oliver Klodt
LMAO

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But each episode will only be like, five minutes long 'cause of all the porn they took out.

Oliver Klodt
IT'LL BE A SERIES OF SHORT FILMS AIRED ON THE CBC

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YES.
HOSTED BY THE BARENAKED LADIES.
OBVIOUSLY.
'CAUSE WE'RE SO FREAKIN' CANADIAN.

Oliver Klodt
WITH AN OPENING AND ENDING THEME BY TENACIOUS D CAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
YES. BEYOND YES.
Half of it has to be in Japanese.

Oliver Klodt
XD YES
OBVIOUSLY

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TOTALLY.

Oliver Klodt
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AW LAWD JESUS. Can the twist be that in fact THEY are actually the weird squid vagina monster?

Oliver Klodt
YES

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
AWESOME.
FUCK. I WANNA ACTUALLY WRITE THIS NOW SO BAD.
Which is awesome, 'cause my main co-writer Vee is comin' to hang on Wendsday.

Oliver Klodt
IT'S A HEART WRENCING TALE ABOUT THE BEATLES CONFLICT WITH THEIR SUBCONCIOUS DEMON SQUID VAGINA

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AND THE SUB-PLOT OF A LOVE SQUARE BETWEEN THEM
WHICH IS ALL SETTLED IN A VERY SEXY WAY.

Oliver Klodt
YES
EACH EPISODE WILL BE AN HOUR WITH A 40 MINUTE SEX SCENEE IN EACH
AND THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WILL BE A TWO HOUR PORNO FILM

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OBVIOUSLY. ALL YOUR FAVOURITE PAIRINGS!
J/P, J/G, J/R,
BASICALLY.

Oliver Klodt
XD

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JOHN/EVERYONE ELSE.

Oliver Klodt
GANG BANG ANYONE?

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
YEAHHHH, HALLOWEEN SPECIAL.

Oliver Klodt
OH BOIY!
CAN I DRAW IT?

AW LAWD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL christinaandreavalenzuela<3
YES.
I'LL WRITE IT.
AND WE'LL GET SOMEONE TO PRODUCE PORN MUSIC.

Oliver Klodt
CHRISTIAN
HE WATCHES ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT'S GOOD AND WHAT ISN'T

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OKAY.
XD

Oliver Klodt
WHO IS GONNA CONTACT TENACIOUS D?

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I DUNNO, WE'LL SEND THEM VERY STRONGLY WORDED LETTERS?

Oliver Klodt
YE. THE FIRST LETTER WILL BE A Y
WITH BIG ARMS AND IN A THONG ALL GREASED UP

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I CAN'T UNSEE THAT IMAGE IN MY BRAIN.

Oliver Klodt
WHAT ABOUT EXPLOSIVE AMNESIA?
THAT'LL DO THE TRICK
GET IT FROM ANYONE ON ALL MY CIRCUITS

I will start off with this:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favourite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours

DO IT BETCH!

AUGUST 31 AND FALL 2009!